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Shushutto! The Big Bad Boy Showdown!
[Applause]
Now, the first one to appear is...
Not only for classical or musical activities, but also for being an entertainer...
She continues to be active in various fields...
As you know...
How much do you know?
You're so old-fashioned!
One more time! One more time!
You're so selfish!
[Laughter]
Here we go!
As you know, she's Cookie-san of "Yasei Bakudan"!
Thank you for having me! Thank you for having me!
Thank you for having me!
Now, the next one to appear is...
In 2016, she won the R-1 Grand Prix...
And she continues to run her own route...
She's a high school entertainer...
And this is also her first time appearing in "Daikoubutsuou"...
As you know, she's "The Koshisho"!
No, no, no!
"The Koshisho"!
You said it wrong in the afternoon!
"The Koshisho"!
No, it's "The Koshisho"!
Let's do it again!
Yes!
Here we go! This is also her first time appearing in "Daikoubutsuou"...
As you know, she's "The Koshisho"!
Yes, yes!
No! No!
"The Koshisho"!
Did you say "the Koshisho"?
Yes, I did.
Thank you for having me!
Now, you will...
Eat food that you both hate.
When you see each other eating food...
Please guess which food is your favorite.
Yes, understood.
I will definitely guess it right!
You will definitely guess it right!
I know it very well, but it's easy for me!
What are you saying?!
What do you know about me?!
Like, do you like beef bowl?
What?
Beef bowl...
No, I don't like beef bowl!
I don't like beef bowl!
Oh, you're right!
You said you didn't like it!
I don't like beef bowl!
First of all...
Cookie-san's...
Food you hate the most, please.
Liver kushi.
Liver, yes.
And shirako ponzu.
Yes, shirako ponzu.
Shirako, right?
Yes.
And sunagi too.
Yes.
And sansai soba.
Sansai soba...
You're making fun of me here, aren't you?
Of what?
Are you trying to make fun of me here?
Can I squeeze a lemon here? I'm not the type of person who doesn't squeeze it, but which one should I do?
No, you can squeeze it.
Oh, can I?
Yes, you can.
Well, well, I'll do it like I did back then.
Then, next up is Zakoshi-san.
Yes.
Please introduce the food you hate the most.
I'll read it out loud.
Yes.
Liver kushi.
Oh!
Yes.
Shirako ponzu.
Yes.
Sunagi too.
Yes.
Beef bowl, right?
You're making fun of me here, aren't you?
Huh?
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
You look happy.
Right? It's like...
There's a lot of things in common.
There's no way it's in common.
We look alike.
It's weird.
You're giving me a beef bowl like this.
I'll give it back to you just like that.
Really?
Hahaha!
Well then, I'd like you to taste it.
Taste it?
Yes, taste it.
Hmm...
Sunagi too.
Sake.
I'm happy.
But you said lemon.
Yes.
You said you didn't want it.
Yes.
Which is better?
Do you want me to squeeze in lemon or not?
Actually, I don't want you to squeeze it in.
Oh, you don't want me to squeeze it in?
Oh, you want me to eat it as it is, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
I understand.
You understand, right?
I understand.
Eat it up.
Don't eat the little one!
Hahaha!
Yes.
I'll eat it up.
Yes, yes.
Eat it up.
Eat it up!
Hahaha!
How is it?
The more you chew, the more smell comes out.
The smell comes out.
By the way, when was the last time you ate it?
When I was in elementary school, my father told me to eat it.
It's been a while since you were in elementary school.
It's been a while.
Eat it.
Eat it?
Wait a minute.
How do you feel?
I can't drink it.
I can't chew it and I can't drink it.
You can't chew it and you can't drink it.
The more you chew, the more smell comes out.
It's a play, isn't it?
It might be a play.
I don't know.
It's really delicious, isn't it?
You like it, don't you?
I don't like it.
What should we do with this?
Chew it and make it smaller.
Put it in your throat.
There's something left.
It's connected.
A big lump is spreading out.
Can't you cut it?
It's spreading out like a spring.
Can I have one?
Yes, you can.
I want it with water.
Is it okay for me to drink it with the soup of a three-year-old?
No, you can't.
It's delicious.
It's hot.
It doesn't taste good anymore, does it?
Until now...
I was deceiving you and putting it in the back.
It doesn't taste good anymore.
I keep putting it in my mouth and I'm drooling.
It doesn't taste good anymore, does it?
What does it smell like?
It smells like sand.
It smells bad.
It smells really bad.
It smells bad.
Take it out of your mouth.
It smells bad.
This room is full of sand.
What should we do with this?
I don't think we can eat it anymore.
Take it out of your mouth.
What do you think of my acting?
You're amazing!
You're like an actor!
I've worked as an actor before!
You're an actor!
You're amazing!
It's nothing special.
You're amazing!
Next up is Mr. Takoshi.
I'll ask you a question.
Is it beef bowl?
There's no way it's beef bowl.
On the contrary, there is.
There's beef bowl first and then everything else.
No, no, there's a lot of things.
I'm just a little full.
When I do that, I sound like I'm about to throw up.
Is that okay?
No, it's fine.
But I'll give you a harsh opinion.
Liver.
Can I say liver?
Liver.
But I like beef more than liver.
It looks good.
How is it?
How does it smell?
Wow!
I don't know yet.
Wow!
Wow! It smells!
It smells like this.
I'll have one.
It's good!
It's kind of thin.
It's better than I thought.
Actually, it's good.
But...
What? Why did you stop?
Why did you stop?
It's crazy.
Which one is it?
It just melts in your mouth.
I swallowed it.
It's so sticky.
Wow.
But you ate it all.
I swallowed it.
Wow.
It's gross!
By the way, when was the last time you ate this liver skewer?
I haven't eaten it for a long time.
It was served for lunch.
The one with grilled liver.
And?
I couldn't eat it for a long time.
That's a trauma.
It's gross!
How is it?
It's so gross!
I couldn't eat it for a long time.
I feel sorry for you.
But I ate it.
You ate it. Wow!
You took it out.
Did you see her tears?
I'm crying, too.
It's a very unpleasant project.
It's so sad.
I haven't seen it for a long time.
People who cry and eat things they don't like.
It's cute, isn't it?
No.
You two seem to love it.
No.
It's so gross!
Let's move on to the second dish.
It's soft-boiled egg.
Wait a minute.
Put the noodles in it.
It's soft-boiled egg, isn't it?
Put the noodles in it.
It's soft-boiled egg, isn't it?
Put the noodles in it.
Why do you put them in it?
Put them in it!
There are a lot of noodles in it.
Put the noodles in it every time.
It's so gross!
Do you squeeze the lemon?
If it's easier to eat if you squeeze it, you don't have to squeeze it.
Which one do you like?
I don't want you to squeeze it.
You've been saying you don't want me to squeeze it for a while now.
Cheat with lemon.
You know, food with lemon should be deceived.
What kind of food is it?
Actually, we eat it with lemon flavor and milt.
It's not brain miso.
This is...
Mio-nyo-cha.
Mio-nyo-cha brain miso.
What is milt?
Milt is...
Is milt for men?
Then why don't you eat more?
Because milt is for men.
Look at this!
Gross!
This is gross.
Is this milt?
Milt is gross!
Milt is gross.
I'm going to throw up.
I'm going to throw up a huge amount of vomit.
Please tear it up.
It's red.
Please.
It's red. Eat it at once.
A huge one?
A huge one.
I need guts.
Eat it at once.
I need guts a thousand times more than Bungee.
Bungee is better?
Bungee is better.
I can fly Bungee.
Again?
What does Bungee mean?
What do you mean?
Do you think it's zero?
If I eat this, Bungee will fly away.
It's fast.
Shut up!
Eat it!
I'm going to eat it.
Wait a minute.
It stinks!
Wait a minute.
Does it stink?
It stinks!
Oh, no!
I just put it on my nose and it still stinks!
He's crying.
Hang in there!
My bicycle was stolen yesterday.
You're a pervert!
I'm hungry!
All of them are big.
Of course they are.
That one is small.
Which one is better?
What is this?
What does it mean?
Which one do you like?
I like the big one.
What are you preparing?
This is like a manga.
I can't spit on the screen.
That's tough.
Let's see what we can do.
I want you to chew a lot of air.
That's right.
I think I have a limit.
Say "gun".
Go ahead.
Here I go.
(Blood)
Does not step!
I'm sorry...
So fast, huh?
No, I can only step once!
Only stop twice!
So fast, huh?
Which is better?
This one!
What's wrong with that?
It's cold but it just scatters like this...
Stinky stinking...
What's stinky?
What's stinky that's not good about it?
Grass spreading!
Grass spreading out, grass spreading out!
Grass spreading!
Grass spreading not!
It stinks! It's disgusting! It's awful!
I love it, though.
Really?
It stinks!
It's really disgusting.
It's disgusting.
It really stinks.
I'll put lemon on it. What do you want me to do?
I don't want you to put lemon on it.
Isn't there a bigger one?
A bigger one.
All of them are small.
Shall we put two of them?
What are you doing?
Give me two of them.
I'll put them on your right and left cheeks.
That's good.
You look cute, but you say gross things.
It's gross, isn't it?
Shall we put two of them on your right and left cheeks?
Yes.
Two of them.
What is this place?
I've never seen this before.
What is this place?
There is water on it.
When you said "eggplant", you took two of them.
It's tough.
There is something like this.
Please eat it there.
Here?
It's red.
Please eat it.
It's tough.
It stinks.
It doesn't smell.
Sponge!
The texture is...
soft and smelly...
Take it!
It's soft and smelly but...
it has a skin!
Skin?
Like a streak?
Yes, it does.
What's so creamy about it?
They say white stuff is creamy.
It's gross.
It's really gross.
It's like a weapon.
A weapon?
It's a weapon!
A weapon!
It's a weapon.
Let's move on.
Are you ready, Mezu-san?
The third one.
Yes, the third one.
Shall we go for sansai soba?
No, sansai soba is fine.
Are you sure?
Thank you.
Sansai soba, right?
Sansai sandwiched...
It's hot!
No, no, no.
Wow, kids, look at this silhouette.
Gray.
Rat color.
No, no, no.
It's edible.
That's too much!
I've never seen a car this color.
It's edible.
No, it's fine.
What's wrong with putting it on your butt?
I know, it's fine.
Okay, it's over, it's over, it's over.
It's over.
How is it?
It's gross.
It's totally different from this.
Totally.
It's totally different from this reaction.
It was just a smile.
The boy is also desperate.
That's enough, boy.
Since when are you not good at sansai soba?
Since I got interested in it,
I've been eating soba a lot in Rinaka-mondan.
There are more udon noodles in both Kansai and here,
but my family likes soba.
My dad and my family often went to eat soba together.
But I got sick of it because I ate too much of it.
Because you ate too much of it?
You got sick of it because you ate too much of it?
Yes.
No, no, no.
It's a smile!
That's enough!
- It's the milt from before, right? - It stinks! Wait a minute, it stinks.
- It doesn't stink! - No, the trash can stinks.
- It stinks! - The trash can stinks, right?
- Shall I go next? - Yes, go ahead.
- Well, since you let me eat soba... - Yes.
- I'd like to give you a reward. - Oh, a reward?
- Yes. - No, you saw it, didn't you?
- No, I didn't. - I saw it, I saw it, I saw it.
- You got caught in my guidance. - No, I didn't.
- Give me a reward. - No, I didn't, I didn't.
You saw it, didn't you? Did you turn off the camera?
- You saw it, didn't you? - I saw it.
- I'd like to give you a reward. - A reward?
- Yes. - No, you saw it, didn't you?
- I saw it. - You're embarrassing me. You're a baby.
- I didn't see it. - Really?
- Yes.
- Well, I'm going to...
What is it?
Is it elastic?
Yes, it is.
It's like an eraser.
It's bouncing back and forth.
It's like an eraser.
It doesn't look like meat, does it?
Look at this.
Oh, no!
Open your mouth.
Oh, no!
It spreads, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
You can't bite it all off, can you?
I can't bite it off.
Yes.
It smells so bad.
Yes, it does.
The more you bite it, the worse it gets.
You haven't swallowed anything yet, have you?
I haven't swallowed any of them yet.
You haven't swallowed any of them yet!
Only soba.
I wonder if she'll like it.
Well, well.
Yes, please.
Liver.
It's the last one, isn't it?
It's tough, isn't it?
It's tough.
I'm tired of it.
Is there anyone who doesn't know yet?
The liver is the worst.
It's really hard.
I really don't like the taste of liver.
I'll eat it.
It stinks.
What is it?
It stinks.
Go ahead and eat it.
It stinks.
Go ahead and eat it.
It stinks.
It really stinks.
What is it?
You like it, don't you?
What is it that stinks like this?
It smells good.
Tissue. It smells really good.
Tissue, right?
Do you smell it?
It smells really good.
Right?
Yes.
Amazing.
Go ahead and smell it.
What is it?
Tissue. Eat it while chewing it.
That's right.
Hey!
What did you do?
I just...
My left hand is suspicious.
Hey!
My left hand is suspicious.
Hey!
It's a truth!
My left hand is...
It's a truth!
Let me drink water.
What is it?
Show me your hand.
Why?
It's not "why."
Show me your hand.
You didn't have anything, did you?
What?
You didn't have anything, did you?
Your left hand.
You didn't have anything, did you?
Then I'll eat it.
You're serious, aren't you?
I'm sorry.
You're honest and nice, aren't you?
Yes.
Please eat it.
He fell asleep.
If you don't kill your heart, you can't eat it.
I just gave my tongue a feeling.
I stopped my tongue.
The moment I gave it a feeling, it tickled me.
Tickle, tickle.
It's like chocolate.
Tickle, tickle.
I see.
Tickle, tickle.
Don't do it.
I know.
This time for sure, I'll eat it.
Tickle, tickle.
How is it?
Very, very bad.
I can't do it.
Tickle, tickle.
Which part of your tongue is bad?
Tickle, tickle.
If you don't eat it, shut up!
I'm sorry.
You can't?
I'm sorry.
I'm very sorry.
It can't be helped.
Please forgive me for my many insults.
I'm really sorry.
Bite it one more time.
You can spit it out, but please bite it one more time.
I know, I know. It's not good for your liver, is it?
It's hot!
It's okay, right?
Help me!
I can't do it!
Kiss me now.
Can I?
What?
You don't have to do it.
What?
I know it now.
Why?
What is it?
I have to eat it.
I know it now. You don't have to eat it.
I know it by the rule. I won't eat it.
You know it now.
Let me eat it.
What?
Let me eat it.
It is "tei".
Let me eat it.
"Tei", right?
Yes.
You can eat it little by little like this.
Little by little.
Please eat it.
Please.
It is big.
You eat it a lot.
You love it, don't you?
Yes.
It is delicious.
Is it delicious?
You eat it a lot.
It is delicious.
You eat it a lot.
Really?
Rock-paper-scissors.
It is Cookie-chan.
It is Zakoshi-chan.
It is Kako-chan.
What?
Rock-paper-scissors.
You are late.
Kinoki, are you angry?
What are you doing?
Don't make mistakes.
It's your fault.
Don't steal.
Don't make me clap my hands.
I'll make you cry.
If you don't steal this diamond,
you'll be punished.
This is a new work?
Yes, it is.
The target is...
Kaguya.
Again?
I'm going to kill you.
It was a recording with a little pain in the ass.
It was quite...
There was a strong smell of sand and silica gel and all kinds of smells.
But there was one thing that made me very happy.
What is it?
I was able to listen to Kago-chan's song.
Oh, that's great!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Come on!
Rock, paper, scissors!
You're an idol forever!
Forever!
Later, later.
But for the first time...
I don't mean it in a bad way.
I don't mean it because I want to hug this cute girl or go out with her.
It's not like that.
For the first time, I wanted to eat Kago-chan's "rock, paper, scissors" voice.
Eat her voice?
I wanted to eat her voice.
Please eat it next time.
Her voice?
Yes, eat her voice.
Can I eat it?
Can I eat your voice next time?
Your voice?
Yes, anyone's voice.
Rock, paper, scissors!